I think you mean seductive sentence makers
I think you mean playful 6entence enhancer6~
(Source: inactivedivinity, via geometricchemist)
Anonymous asked: All of your underwear has been stolen. What do you do?
Alright, who 6tole all my underwear~?!
at LEAST you DONT wear A skirt SO its NOT as MUCH of A problem FOR you
6eriou6ly guy6, a6k u6 6omething~!
Hey Ku6ria~! Check it out~! I found 6omething called a “love calculator”~
oh? AND what DOES that DO?
I think it mea66ure6 how compatible two individual6 would be in a mate6pirit6hip~
really WELL why DONT we TRY it OUT?
Way ahead of you~! I’m inputting mine and Equiu6’ name6 in there~
of COURSE you WOULD so WHAT is THE result?
Let’6 6ee…~

What~?! 59~?!
OH well LET me TRY this SEEMS quite INTERESTING
Oh fine~ Thi6 thing i6 6tupid anyway6~

are YOU fucking SERIOUS?
Thi6 thing i6 6tarting to 6eem fi6hy to me~ It keep6 giving u6 59 for everything~
if THAT is THE case THEN we SHOULD enter BOTH of OUR names TO test THIS theory
Yeah~! Good idea~! There’6 no way it’ll give u6 a high-

WHAT THE~?!
YOURE right THIS thing IS bullshit
TS: you for4et i hav4 liv4d und4rground my who4e lif4.
TS: mother nev4r tol4 me abo4t dea4ing wit4 mat4ers suc4 as the4e
TS: but…som4 adv4ce wou4d pro4e use4ul.
DE: kumori IS going OFF about SOMETHING odd AGAIN so I shall HELP…
TS: tru4
TS: per4aps I sho4ld try a dif4erent app4oach to thi4…
TS: how did you con4ess to Gamzee?
DE: well I had TRIED being SUBTLE
DE: but IT seems THAT subtlety ESCAPES gamzee
DE: SO i just BEGAN kissing HIM so HE would GET the IDEA
DE: what I did MIGHT not WORK in YOUR situation AS eridan AND gamzee ARE completely DIFFERENT trolls
TS: you’4e say4ng a dir4ct app4oach wor4s bet4er?
DE: IF you THINK that WILL work
DE: KNOCK yourself OUT
TS: you for4et i hav4 liv4d und4rground my who4e lif4.
TS: mother nev4r tol4 me abo4t dea4ing wit4 mat4ers suc4 as the4e
TS: but…som4 adv4ce wou4d pro4e use4ul.
DE: kumori IS going OFF about SOMETHING odd AGAIN so I shall HELP…
TS: tru4
TS: per4aps I sho4ld try a dif4erent app4oach to thi4…
TS: how did you con4ess to Gamzee?
DE: well I had TRIED being SUBTLE
DE: but IT seems THAT subtlety ESCAPES gamzee
DE: SO i just BEGAN kissing HIM so HE would GET the IDEA
DE: what I did MIGHT not WORK in YOUR situation AS eridan AND gamzee ARE completely DIFFERENT trolls
TS: you for4et i hav4 liv4d und4rground my who4e lif4.
TS: mother nev4r tol4 me abo4t dea4ing wit4 mat4ers suc4 as the4e
TS: but…som4 adv4ce wou4d pro4e use4ul.
DE: kumori IS going OFF about SOMETHING odd AGAIN so I shall HELP you OUT here
DE: I would SUGGEST trying TO drop SOME hints TOWARDS him
DE: ERIDAN may BE stingy BUT im SURE he WILL figure IT out EVENTUALLY
DE: after ALL he IS not QUITE like MY own MATESPIRIT
TS: ind4ed Eridan is not lik4 Gamzee
TS: i hav4 dro4ped hin4s but per4aps the4 wer4 too sub4le
TS: eit4er tha4 or he’s jus4 ign4rant
DE: its PROBABLY him BEING ignorant
DE: ERIDAN is A bit OF an ASS
(via takua-hijacked-the-tardis)
TS: you for4et i hav4 liv4d und4rground my who4e lif4.
TS: mother nev4r tol4 me abo4t dea4ing wit4 mat4ers suc4 as the4e
TS: but…som4 adv4ce wou4d pro4e use4ul.
DE: kumori IS going OFF about SOMETHING odd AGAIN so I shall HELP you OUT here
DE: I would SUGGEST trying TO drop SOME hints TOWARDS him
DE: ERIDAN may BE stingy BUT im SURE he WILL figure IT out EVENTUALLY
DE: after ALL he IS not QUITE like MY own MATESPIRIT
Anonymous asked: do eit4er of you hav4 any adv4ce whe4 it com4s to spe4king wit4 som4one you are 'flu4hed' four?
Don’t be nervou6~! Everything will work out fine a6 long a6 you act natural~
this COMING from THE troll WHO cant SPEAK to HER flush CRUSH without STUTTERING or BLUSHING bright TURQUOISE
Nobody a6ked you Ku6ria~!
basching asked: So, young man. How's you and your indigo-blood matespirit? Has he gotten bored of you yet~?
ill INFORM you THAT he HAS not GOTTEN bored OF me SCHIZO
Um, Ku6ria~? What’6 going on here~?
it IS none OF your BUISNESS kumori
Wait a minute, I think I 6ee what’6 going on~ I never thought you had a-
I said STAY out OF it SCABEX
Fine, fine~ 8/